Camp's Weapon Tech

At Spirit Fire paintball park, we sometimes have the misfortune of equipment breaking down. Field-stripping a paintball gun is not recommended for everyone, as you can lose small parts and create bigger problems for newer players (or the impatiant ones).

We require the aid of a weapon technition occasionally. Pictured above is Stella-Bel, our camp nurse, and tech. The look on her face is what happens when new, unexperienced players dismantle thier guns and can't figure out how to get it back together ......

......you genereally do NOT want her to look at you this way .....

..... she'll tell you right where to put your new gun!

May 21, 2007 - Mercenaries abound!!

On Monday, May 21, 2007, Pheonix Fire launched an attack against the Crazy Horse Elite. The arrival of mercenaries, (non-affiliated players) allowed the teams to mix up the competition.


Major Hammer Oakley Crazy Horse
Sageant Spectrum La Criox Crazy Horse
Galaxy Commander Zzorhn Carlson Phoeonix Fire
Star Colonel Gnome Taylor Pheonix Fire

Dillon Taylor Mercenary
Ben Taylor Mercenary
Sunshine CareBear Mercenary

1: Fort Defender - Pheonix Fire Zzorhn: 3 kills Gnome : – Dillon: out
Vs Hammer: out Spectrum: out Ben: 1 kill / out
(Team win Pheonic Fire)

2: Team Speedball Zzorhn: 2 kills Gnome: 1 kill Dillon: —
Vs Hammer: out Spectrum: out Ben: out
(Team win Pheonix Fire)

3: Team Speedball Zzorhn: 1 kills Gnome: 1 kill Dillon: 1 kill
Vs Hammer: out Spectrum: out Ben: out
(Team win Pheonix Fire)

4: Team Speedball Zzorhn: 3 kills Gnome: out Dillon: —
Vs Hammer: -- Spectrum: 1 kill / out Ben: out
(Team win Pheonix Fire)

5: Team Singles Speedball Spectrum: 1 kill Vs Zzorhn:out
(Team win Crazy Horse)

6: Team Singles Speedball Spectrum: out Vs Gnome: 1 kill
(Team win Pheonix Fire)

7: Team Singles Speedball Dillon: out Vs Gnome: 1 kill
(No team win - Mercenary is unaffiliated)

8: Team Singles Speedball Hammer: out Vs Gnome: 1 kill
(Team win Pheonix Fire)

9: Team Singles Speedball Gnome: 1 kill Vs Ben: out
(No Team win - Mercenary is unaffiliated)

10: Team Singles Speedball Gnome: out Vs Zzorhn: 1 kill
(No team win - same military unit)

11: Team Singles Speedball Hammer: out Vs Zzorhn: 1 kill
(Team win Pheonix Fire)

There was many other battles fought after these league games, however, they involved team captains pairing up to take out the newbies. A few lessons were learned this day; the most important being, not to hesitate when you have a shot.......

May 19th, 2007 - Crazy Horse Vs Pheonix Fire

On Saturday, the 19th of May, 2007, Clan Pheonix Fire was conducting war drills.

Suddenly, and without warning, Crazy Horse, led by Major Hammer, attacked the Mountain Poker-Bush Fortress!

The galliant challenges between the two teams lasted until the attacking Crazy Horse Elite were driven off by nightfall.

There was rumours of a night attack, however, Major Hammer called off the attack until sunrise the next day.

Major Hammer Oakley - Crazy Horse
Sargeant Spectrum La Croix - Crazy Horse
Galaxy Commander Zzorhn Carlson - Clan Pheonix Fire
Star Colonel Gnome Taylor - Clan Pheonix Fire

1: Team Speedball Hammer: 1 kill Spectrum: 1 kill Vs Zzorhn: out Gnome: 1 kill / out
(Team win Crazy Horse)

2: Fort Defender - Crazy Horse Hammer: out Spectrum: out Vs Zzorhn: out Gnome: 1 kill
(Team win Pheonix Fire)

3: Fort Defender - Pheonix Fire Zzorhn: 1 kill Gnome: out Vs Spectrum: 1 kill / out
(Team win Pheonix Fire - Sniper award Galaxy Commander Zzorhn: approx. 150 ft)

4: Fort Defender - Pheonix Fire Zzorhn: 1 kill Gnome: 1 kill Vs Hammer: out Spectrum: out
(Team win Pheonix Fire)

5: Fort Defender - Pheonix Fire Zzorhn: 2 kills Gnome: out Vs Hammer: 1 kill Spectrum: out
(Team win Pheonix Fire)

6: Old West Showdown Gnome: out Vs Spectrum: 1 kill
(Team win Crazy Horse)

7: Old West Showdown Zzorhn: 1 kill Vs Hammer: out
(Team win Pheonix Fire)

8: Old West Showdown Zzorhn: out Vs Spectrum: 1 kill
(Team win Crazy Horse)

9: Old West Showdown Gnome: out Vs Hammer: 1 kill
(Team win Crazy Horse)

10: Speedball Gnome: out Hammer: out Spectrum: out Zzorhn: 3 kills
(No team win - Free for all)

11: Speedball Gnome: 1 kill / out Hammer: 1 kill / out Zzorhn: 1 kill Spectrum : out
(No team win - Free For All)

12: 1 on 1 Speedball Hammer: out Vs Zzorhn: 1 kill
(Team win Pheonix Fire)

13: 1 on 1 Speedball Spectrum: 1 kill Vs Gnome: out
(Team win Crazy Horse)

May 5, 2007 - Paintball Report

On Saturday, May 5th; Sargeant Spectrum La Croix of Crazy Horse met with Commander Zzorhn Carlson of Clan Peonix Fire. The ensuing firefight lasted until the sun set. All scenerios were fought 1 vs 1.

1: Speedball Zzorhn: 1 kill Spectrum: out
2: Speedball Zzorhn: 1 kill Spectrum: out
3: Speedball Zzorhn: 1 kill Spectrum: out
4: Speedball Zzorhn: 1 kill Spectrum: out
5: Speedball Zzorhn: 1 kill Spectrum: out
6: Speedball Zzorhn: 1 kill Spectrum: out

7: Fort Defender - Crazy Horse Spectrum: — Vs Zzorhn: FLAG CAPTURE!!
(Team win Pheonix Fire - Flag Capture!!)

8: Fort Defender - Pheonix Fire Zzorhn: 1 kill Vs Spectrum: out
(Team win Pheonix Fire)

9: Fort Defender - Crazy Horse Spectrum: out Vs Zzorhn: 1 kill
(Team win Pheonix Fire)

10: 4-wheeler "Drive-by" Zzorhn: out Vs Spectrum: 1 kill
(Team win Crazy Horse)

11: Speedball Zzorhn: 1 kill Spectrum: out
12: Speedball Zzorhn: 1 kill Spectrum: out
13: Speedball Zzorhn: 1 kill Spectrum: out
14: Speedball Zzorhn: out Spectrum: 1 kill